#incorrect hufflepuff

[hxuse-xf-black]

Ted: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Andromeda: Or murder.

[incorrect-slytherin-quotes]

Slytherin: If you could be in any house besides your own, which would you want to be in?

Hufflepuff: Slytherin!

Slytherin: Why?

Hufflepuff: Because then I'd be with you all the time!

Slytherin:

Slytherin, crying: Okay

[sotmtwwgrm]

slytherin: are you a painting?

hufflepuff: ??

slytherin: because i want to pin you to the wall

gryffindor: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING

[wizards]

Hufflepuff: It costs $0 to keep rude comments to yourself.

Slytherin: It also costs $0 to say them out loud, so I’m good.

[incorrect-slytherin]

Bedtime

Hufflepuff: I need a nap

Slytherin: its 10 pm. You need a sleep

[awkwardbasilisk]

*Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw pulling an all nighter to finish essays*

Slytherin: do you have any tears?

Hufflepuff: *goes to the sofá and puts on a movie*

Ravenclaw: I'm not even gonna ask

Slytherin: what...what are you doing? Did you finish the essays?

Hufflepuff: no, you asked if I had any tears...

Slytherin: *stares and regrets frienship* ...why are you there then?

Hufflepuff: I need to watch a movie so I can cry...I can't cry out of nowhere, you know

Slytherin: *stares*...I asked for teardrops...for my eyes

Hufflepuff:...*screams in realization*

Ravenclaw: that's it, I'm going to the library

[overheard-hufflepuff-common-room]

Hufflepuff: “I want to write a story but I’m not good at writing.”

Slytherin: “And how do tell other people to get better at skills they want to improve?”

Hufflepuff: “... by practicing? But it’s so bad.”

Slytherin: “Don’t care. Let’s see it then. Hey Ravencl-”

Ravenclaw: “I already got my paints. Which character am I doing first?”

Gryffindor: glances over story “You monster! I love it. Next chapter.”

[the-worlds-saltiest-meatloaf]

HAPPY HUFFLEPUFF PRIDE DAY Y'ALL!!!!!!!

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