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Bermuda: What would you do if you were stuck in one place, and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?

Jaeger: That about sums it up for me.

Bermuda, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Jaeger: I saw a squirrel in a tree today.

Bermuda: Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about people.

Bermuda, holding out a bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Jaeger: [chugs entire bottle]

Jaeger: It’s perfume.

Bermuda, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Jaeger, half asleep: Bermuda-sama, this is a king-sized bed. That means it’s for [gestures vaguely to Bermuda] the King.

Bermuda: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Jaeger: You're my award, Bermuda-sama.

Reborn, having witnessed that interchange: You deserve an award for putting up with me, Tsuna.

Tsuna: Hell yeah I do. You're a real bitch sometimes.

Bermuda: You spent $68 on hair conditioner?

Jaeger: A small price to pay for self-esteem.

Bermuda: I don’t know how to tell you all this, so I’m just going to whisper it into Colonnello’s ear, causing him to shout it out in astonishment.

Bermuda: [whispers to Colonnello]

Colonnello: YOU’RE DATING JAEGER?!

Jaeger: Why are you single?

Bermuda: A lot of people are intimidated by my intelligence.

Jaeger, nodding: Well, of course they would. Look at you, you are amazing. But, seriously.

Bermuda: Because you never asked me out.

Jaeger: [shocked]

Bermuda, smiling softly: Caught you off-guard, didn't I?

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