#incorrect jreg quotes

[incorrectjregquotes]

ancom: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal” or “you can’t do that” let me talk dear god

[undervaluedagent]

Horseshoe: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swingset?

RadCen: No, I said "Horseshoe, don't lick that swingset," and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

[undervaluedagent]

INGSOC: You're in time-out now, get on top of the fridge.

Egoist: This house is a FUCKING SPOOK!

Communalist: *sobbing*

[junior-egg]

Anarcho Monarchist: Who named it “parenting” when they could’ve named it “heir conditioning”

[rabid-rat-thing]

Nazi: Ancom got me a $5 Arby's gift card for my birthday. What a fucking disgrace to humanity.

[rabid-rat-thing]

Ancap: I'm lonely and sad. Libertarian hasn't been home since the fight, Nazi is chasing Ancom with a knife after qi stole his hat, and Commie is just sitting on his ass reading theory. I'm so ready to snap and go Hoppean on this entire house it isn't even funny anymore-

[rabid-rat-thing]

Lil Nazbol has evolved into the omnipotent, hypersentient god hell bent on erasing us from all known reality after Commie told him he wasn't allowed to call him dad.

~Ancom probably

[rabid-rat-thing]

Hoppean on Twitter: I moved to Luxembourg. Do you think Ancap and the others will notice?

Hoppean later: Day 13: Apparently Minarchist is looking for me. I knew he and the others were desperate, but I never knew they'd go to such lengths as to tell me that a black guy moved in next door. My life is literally on the line.