Nov 25, 2022
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Eric hating on reptiles
Eric: I hate reptiles
Cody: I hate myself too
Eric: what?
Cody: what?
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Eric: no Offense but I don't like reptiles
Cody: non taken
Eric: what?
Cody: dammit
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Eric: reptiles are so weird. Sitting on rocks in the sun.
Cody: fuck off
Eric:I wasn't Talking about You!
Cody: you were!
Eric: I was?
Cody realizing: ... N-no
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Eric: Cody acts weird everytime I mention reptiles. What's wrong with him?
David: *nervous laughter* n- no idea
*walks outside to see Cody running on water*
David internally: REPTILES CAN RUN ON WATER?
Shout out to @incorrect-lalins-curse for fueling my account. I love all of your content.
Cody: Hey I just lost a couple pounds!
David: Cool! What’s your secret?
Cody:
Cody: Getting my hand ripped off.
Tobias: Not gonna lie, I would die for you.
David: Please don’t.
Cody: I would kill for you.
David: Do n o t.
Felix: I would kill AND die for you.
David: Guys???
Maria: If I were trapped in a room full of explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato, I would die.
Selena: How the hell would you even get in that situation?
Interviewer: What did you bring to the table?
Eric: Well at my last job I brought a lot of enthusi—
Interviewer: No I mean what did you just put on my desk?
Eric: Oh you mean my pet toad?
“Fuck gender, I wanna be legally classified as a biohazard.”
—Cody