Sep 22, 2025
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what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.
i’m tired. but not just “didn’t sleep” tired. soul tired. bone tired. like my body keeps going but nothing inside knows why.
Bruce, new to parenting: How long does your ideal hug last?
Dick: 30 to 40 minutes.
Bruce, already carrying him: That's a bit impractical-
Dick: You said ideal, not realistic
¿ jugamos?
*My assistant and I are carrying a 90lb dog in a body bag back to the mortuary freezer*
Assistant: WHY is he so HEAVY
Me: I feel like we're lugging a dead person rolled up in a carpet
Assistant: Yeah, that's exactly what this feels like!
*beat*
Wait! No, no I don't know what that feels like, I swear!