Sep 30, 2022
Meliodas: Tristan, how could you do this?! I told you to stay safe, not go Rambo!
Tristan: But dad, they were gonna kill her!
Meliodas: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE!
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Meliodas: Tristan, how could you do this?! I told you to stay safe, not go Rambo!
Tristan: But dad, they were gonna kill her!
Meliodas: LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE!
Meliodas: (writing) Life is short. If you have not made love recently, please, put down this book, and take care of that with all haste. Find a wanton lass or a frisky lad, or several, in whatever combination your wise loins direct, and do not under any circumstances play hard to get. Our struggle against the colossal forces of oppression can wait.
Meliodas: (training Tristan) Calm down. Yes, you're new at martial arts, and we'll start with the basics. Since you're royalty, however, the level is raised just a little. Now, punch that river in half.
Lancelot: I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women.
Gawain: I wish I had your problem.
Meliodas: (cheerfully) Every time we break something of someone's, it's an opportunity to make a new friend!
Percival: (handing gift to Lancelot) It's a book of all your rants! I always wrote them down. Pleather-bound- I did the calligraphy- the number next to each passage is a rating system from one to five based on how much that particular rant hurt me emotionally.
Meliodas: (to the Goddess Clan) Quit letting awesome chicks like Elizabeth get away. Because, guess what- if you don't want her, I'm planting my flag in 'er- if you know what I mean, which you probably don't- and getting her the hell out of here. You may now return to being pointless.
Lancelot: Everybody out of the goddamn way! I got a cart full of kids, a mouth full of yelling, and a tortured psychological profile full of totally hysterical emotions and unaired grievances at practically everybody!