#incorrect mantis

[skylarinfinity]

m/n: [look at mantis] you know mantis, when i look at your face carefully you a good mix between creepy and cute.

mantis: [tilt her head to m/n] wait you look at me? why your emotion full with love?

m/n: [blushing] uh, if you tell this to anyone else i kill your son [run away from mantis]

mantis: [shout at m/n] but m/n i don't have a son- [realise what happening] oh {that's really weird way to say you like someone}

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket

[scarvien]

Pizza

Drax: Do you want to eat pizza?

Mantis: Yes, of course!

Drax: Do you like pineapple on your pizza?

Mantis: Oh no, how about you?

Drax: I do.

Mantis: Why?

Drax: Because it’s healthy and delicious. How about you, what’s your reason?

Mantis: It begin to taste like veggie.

Drax: You don’t like veggie?

Mantis: I like them. .

Drax: Then, why?

Mantis: Pineapple is a fruit.

Drax: Oh

[incorrectmarvels]

Peter: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Mantis: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Drax: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Rocket: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Groot: I am Groot.

Gamora: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

[incorrectmcustuff]

Drax: Gamora told me that instead of being sad, i should "go get it, girl." so i'm going to "go get it, girl."

Mantis: get what?

Drax: unclear. i'll get everything, just to be safe

[incorrectmarvels]

Drax: I never doubted you for a second.

Mantis: Thanks, Drax! You’re lying though, right?

Drax: Yeah... I doubted you very strongly.