May 18, 2025
Tony: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Kate: I'm pretending you're in jail.
Tony: Why?
Kate: It's spiritually healing.
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Tony: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Kate: I'm pretending you're in jail.
Tony: Why?
Kate: It's spiritually healing.
Tony: Kate gave me a get better soon card.
Abby: oh! well, that's nice!
Tony: I wasn't sick, she just thought I could do better.
Kate, from a distance: go fuck yourself, tony!
Jenny: I knew Gibbs was the one when he looked at me the way every woman wants to be looked at
Abby: with love in his eyes-
Jenny: with fear in his eyes.
Abby:
Ziva: awww
Imagine y/n is Gibbs’ significant other and you take Gibbs out to KBBQ or hot pot for the first time. I feel like Gibbs’ reaction would be something along the lines of the this:
Gibbs: Y/n what the hell is this?
Y/n: *giggling* Whattt? You like to cook steak over a fire, how is this any different?
Gibbs: Yeah steak. Not whatever the hell this Fruit Roll-Up beef is.
DiNozzo: If McGee and I were both drowning, who would you save?
Ziva: You morons can't even swim.
McGee: Just answer the question
Ziva: my time and effort
Tennant: This is looking gay, guys. Good shit.
some NCIS incorrect quotes
Abby, crying: He broke up with me!
Gibbs: you never had a boyfriend.
Abby, straightface: I know I just wanted to see if you cared
Kate: Welcome to dating advice with Kate! Tony what's your question?
Tony: how do I tell if a girl likes me?
Kate: SHE DOESN'T!
McGee: I always get the vibe that you hate me or something.
Tony,laughing: Whaaaaat!? Me? Hate you?
Tony: You're right Probie.
