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Pico: I truly go into housewife mode when I’m someone’s soulmate- like, I’ll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Darnell: That is a lie.
Boyfriend: I literally dated him. That is totally a lie.
Nene: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?
Pico: Look at the buns on that guy.
Boyfriend: *Lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Tankman: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Pico: I'm not going back to jail!
Girlfriend: kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like, Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five.
Pico: Where are you getting Pepsi for $1.75?! That shit’s like $2.30 minimum?!
Girlfriend: Hospital
Nene: Who the fuck is paying 2.30 for a Pepsi?!
Girlfriend: Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital.
Darnell: I pay like $2.50 but I’m Canadian.
Girlfriend: I feel like we’re getting off topic.
Pico: Blood is free?!
Sunday: So is Pepsi if you steal it
Carol: Girlfriend, why do you get your Pepsi from the hospital?
Girlfriend: Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Pico: Why in God’s name would a vampire drink Pepsi?
Nene: Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Darnell: Am I having a stroke????
Pico: You might wanna go to the hospital then.
Boyfriend: I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there.
Nene: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.
Psychic: Spirit , I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Spirit : Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
Boyfriend: No but it is ours
