Jul 5
MC: Shino, can you please stop calling me master, it makes me seem like a weirdo.
Shino: Yes, Master!
MC: Please…
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MC: Shino, can you please stop calling me master, it makes me seem like a weirdo.
Shino: Yes, Master!
MC: Please…
Gabriel, crying: I don't wanna be 50 years old and "just be friends" with Maria like you and Arsalan!
Zabaniyya: Okay first of all, if I shaved you'd think I was 17.
Gabriel, still crying: No I wouldn't.
Ganglie: *pulls up to the drive-thru*
Ganglie: I'll have 3 cheeseburgers—
Motosumi: Ganglie! Sanzo is in labor!
Ganglie: *looks at Sanzo in the backseat*
Ganglie: And a kids meal.
*MC sneezes*
Shiro: MC, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!
*Kengo sneezes*
Shiro: Oh my god. Shut the hell up!
Balor pumping up the Warmongers before a water balloon fight with the Berserkers: Now if there is one thing you learn before leaving this place is that we, even the WEAKEST among us *points at Marduk* are better than the best of them!
Bael: *slaps Oniwaka* Take THAT, sir! Behold a grown man - WEEPING at-
Oniwaka: *hits Bael with a chair*
Bael: Ugh... eehhh...
Astaroth: THAT was your plan!? ...Are you crying?
Bael: YES, I'M CRYING - HE HIT ME WITH A CHAIR!
How the other World Reps treat Marduk:
Yoritomo: Roll the windows up.
Perun: Wh-what’s going on?
Yoritomo: Roll the windows up! Hurry! It’s fucking Marduk!
Yoritomo: He’s broke. He’s homeless. He’s gonna try ask for money!
The other World Reps: Oooh.
Moritaka: Father, I have something to tell you.
Moritaka: I’m bisexual.
Shino:
Shino: You like girls?!