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Nabiki: so are you a little spoon or a big spoon?

Ranma: I'm a knife!

Akane: he's the little spoon!

Ryoga: Wow, I'm really sad.

Kasumi: How do you normally deal with it?

Ryoga: Convert it into anger and violence.

Ryoga: Which definitely doesn't have any real-world negative consequences.

Kasumi: Yikes. How about we start with a cup of hot chocolate, and watch some penguin documentaries instead?

Ranma: I came here to kick ass and have a gender identity crisis, and I've already kicked the ass of everyone I've ever met.

Ranma: *starts sobbing uncontrollably*

Ryoga: Break out the “L” word.

Ranma: Lesbian?

Ryoga: The other “L” word.

Ranma: ... Lesbians?

Ryoga: it’s “love”, Ranma. I wasn’t trying to trick you.

Akane: Oh of course, modesty is your best quality

Ranma: No, my second best. Right after beauty.

Konatsu: I like this girl... But she might not like me.

Ukyo: Well, obviously this girl is a complete moron.

Ryoga: Has anyone ever told you that they love you?

Mousse: Does family count?

Ryoga: Of course it does!

Mousse: Then, no.

Akane: This pie is delicious!

Akari: Thank you! It's a bit of work to make, but Ryoga helps out a lot. Squeezing the limes is really tedious, but he seems to enjoy it.

(Earlier)

Ryoga: Ha! F%@# you, lime! How do *you* like being squeezed, you a&@^#$%?

(Back to present)

Akari: I think he might enjoy it a bit *too* much.

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