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Harry: so you must have been the responsible one, right? You kept my dad and the others in line at school

Remus, knowing he was the mastermind behind half of the pranks they pulled: yeah that's exactly what I did

Remus: do you ever think about the fact that your skeleton is always wet?

Roman: I wish i never had, but thanks for ruining that for me.

Logan: don’t worry, one day it won’t be.

Roman: wow! even worse!

Janus: At least when we dated I was respectable

Remus: You put me on a public DNI!

Y/N: *singing* I wish I could synthesize, a picture perfect guy

Y/N: *singing* Six feet tall and super strong, we always get along

Remus: Hi Y/n

Y/N: *gasp* I conjured one!

Remus, looking at Logan: damn he’s hot.

Roman: wh- what??

Remus: i said “damn he’s hot” are you deaf?

Remus: i’m gonna send you a dick pic.

Virgil: absolutely do not.

Remus: i’m gonna

Remus: *sends picture*

Virgil: STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF ROMAN AND CALLING THEM DICK PICS!!

Sanders Sides as The Good Place Quotes-

Roman: *crying* Its not a joke, I’m a legit snack.

Virgil: Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison.

Logan: Dude, here’s where I’m at. Feelings are stupid.

Patton: Man, repressing your feelings is great!

Janus: How dare she steal the identity I stole!?

Remus: Anytime I had a problem and threw a molotov cocktail... Boom, right away, I had a different problem.

Sanders Sides as It’s Always Sunny Quotes

Patton: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Logan: I am having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year-old kid or something.

Virgil: I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.

Janus: Everybody’s dying bitch, let’s get you some fruit.

Remus: And then I started eating garbage.

Roman: I dropped by monster condom that i use for my magnum dong.

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