#incorrect sdmi

[everythingiscancelled]

Sheriff Stone: “It turns out when you get asked who your favourite child is, you’re supposed to pick one of your own... I know that now.” 

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Daphne: “So. I’m in love.”

Daphne: “With Fred.

Daphne: “I’m in love with Fred.”

Velma:

Velma: “Fred Jones?”

Daphne: “Yes?”

Daphne: “...thoughts?”

Velma: “And prayers.”

[everythingiscancelled]

Pericles: “When have I ever given you a reason to hate me?”

Ricky: “Would you like me to answer that chronologically or alphabetically?”

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Cassidy: “Ricky, what are you doing here so late?”

Ricky: “Working.” 

Cassidy: “Go home. You’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you don’t sleep.”

Ricky: “Jokes on you, I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what!”

[everythingiscancelled]

Shaggy: “I’m such an idiot.”

Velma:

Shaggy:

Velma:

Shaggy:

Velma: “If you’re waiting for me to disagree with you it’s going to be a long night.”

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Velma: “My boyfriend just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room. I’m sitting right next to the dog.”

[everythingiscancelled]

Fred: “Dad, with all due respect, I’m going to completely ignore everything you just said.”

[everythingiscancelled]

Fred: “My mom always said that if all the other kids were jumping off cliffs, I should too.”

Daphne: “She told you that?!”

Fred: “She’s not a nurturer.”