Sep 24, 2025
Sakura: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Naruto: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Sasuke: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Naruto: Good thinking.
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Sakura: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Naruto: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Sasuke: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Naruto: Good thinking.
Sasuke: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Sakura: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Sasuke: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Naruto: edible
*Kakashi's helping Sasuke out after he gets injured, while the others are watching* Naruto: How does Sasuke look? Sakura: A little better than you, actually.
Naruto: I think Kakashi was right. Sakura: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Sasuke: He wouldn't do that. Kakashi: You're right, Sasuke. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Kakashi: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Kakashi Told You So' on the back*
Kakashi: Tonight, one of you will betray us. Sakura: Is it me, Kakashi-Sensei? Kakashi: No, it’s not you. Naruto: Is it me, Kakashi-Sensei? Kakashi: It’s not you either. Sasuke: Is it me, Kakashi? Kakashi: Kakashi, mockingly: Is IT mE KakaShi?
[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake] Sakura: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake Naruto: You're in a prison cell :) Sasuke: You did great. Well, I got a 10- Naruto: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3 Kakashi: I got a 1! Naruto: You're in... a cube-shaped place.
Naruto: Screams
Sasuke: Screams louder to establish dominance
Sakura: Should we do something?
Kakashi: No, I want to see who wins.
Naruto: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Sasuke: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Naruto: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SAKURA WITH ME
Kakashi, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.