#unbelievable

[slowburnlover]

I annoyed my brother into going to see a cardiologist because his cholesterol levels weren't great. We had this conversation today afterwards:

me: "Hey, did you go to the doctor? What did she say?"

my brother: "She said that I should eat better and exercise and we will repeat the labs in 3 months. If there's no improvement, she's going to put me on medication."

me: "Great! We should start walking together again."

I notice that he's melting a ton of butter in a pan.

me: "What are you doing?"

my brother: "Oh, I'm making brownies. The special pan I ordered to bake it in arrived today."

me: "Gui."

my brother: "hm?"

me: "Your cardiologist threatened you with cholesterol medication at 25 years old if you don't improve your habits, then you came home and immediately started baking brownies?"

my brother: "yup."

[quwarichi]

*continuously needing to verify the 'are you a bot' check through tears* i'm not. i'm not a robot. i'm not.

[aok-worldwide]

We are the DIVIDED States of America, not United States when this is allowed. How is this not mandatory in all States? Unbelievable!

[mkcosplayorcovid-19prevention]

I said "Newark" not "New Work"

I am the planting of the Lord —

an oak of righteousness, rooted in Truth,

branches stretched toward His Glory.

[happylizzylove]

Omg. She's so fucking beautiful. I had to sit down after seeing her

[babyydolllyyy]

the hoes are back (the boys that treated me like shit and are now back hunting for the summer)

[itspileofgoodthings]

I say it every year but Gandalf clocking Denethor in the face and then saying "prepare for battle."