#incorrect tsc

[pansexual-lilychen]

Alec: aren’t you lactose intolerant?

Jace: this isn’t lactose

Alec: jace, it’s MILK

[daisybrekker]

Magnus: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Alec: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

Simon: Wasps?

Jace: Ducks?

Magnus: Clary.

[daisybrekker]

Alec: How's the sexiest person here?

Magnus: I don't know, how is he?

Alec, flustered: I-

Jace, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

[pansexual-lilychen]

jessamine: didn’t you die?

jesse: that was weeks ago dude, people change.

[pansexual-lilychen]

Ty: what are you doing?

Kit: helping Dru look for her box of cookies that I ate an hour ago

[daisybrekker]

Alec: Due to personal reasons, I have decided to officially become a Silent Brother.

Jace: ...

Jace: Did Magnus finally say 'I love you' and you said 'Thank you'?

Alec: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL!

[chain-of-bronze]

TSC Characters as Random Quotes - 2

Jem when Will confesses his love to Tessa

Will: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Jem: Just rip the plaster off

Will: It’s Tessa.

Jem: let’s put that plaster back on.

[incorrect-tsc-quotes]

Jem: Will was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Will: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Jem: Will, you ate a chair

Tessa: