#incorrect vision

[satanic-nightjar]

Wanda: Are you wearing eyeliner?

Agatha: Just a little. What do you think?

Wanda: It looks ok I guess.

[Later]

Wanda *mumbling, face in her pillow*: She looked so good

Vision: I know

Wanda: I think I’m kinda gay

Vision: I know

Vision: Wait- did you not know?

[jjsmaybank20]

Vision: What is love? Natasha: An emotional minefield. Bruce: A neurochemical reaction. Peter: Baby don't hurt me.

[incorrectmarvels]

Pietro: Wanda says that you never buy her flowers, is that true?

Vision: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

[incorrectscarletvision]

Wanda: "I don't hear anything. Are you sure it's up there?"

*Vision scared in a corner*

Vision: "I have seen the hairy body of a rat. It is definitely up there."

[insaneasgardian]

Quarantine Chronicles; Toilet Paper Mayhem

Peter: Oh no.

Peter: This is bad.

Peter: This is really bad.

Y/N: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?!

Vision: He dropped an entire roll of toilet paper INTO the toilet.

Y/N: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tony: ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Bucky: UWYJHJIWUHYGDWDGJHWDYGWVDHWGDWGDVEHVGBHEGVHWGJDG ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[tryxter-in-the-pantry]

Vision: Violence isn't the answer. Wanda: You’re right. Vision: *sighs in relief* Wanda: Violence is the question. Vision: What? Wanda, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Vision, running after her: NO-

[beanzykin]

Angus: this is the land of your people

Wanda: this is not the land, this is Westview.

[avengers-ensemble]

Bruce: I have so many baby pictures of you to show Wanda

Vision: But I was never a baby...

Bruce: In your first week here you stuck everything in your mouth and tried to electrocute yourself three times.