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[cluelesslesbian]

Shiro: Where are you??

Keith: I'm at the hospital

Keith: BUT I'M ALIVE (sadly)

Shiro: ...

Shiro: Keith am I going to have to get a spray bottle and spritz you like a cat when you make death jokes.

Shiro: Be ready.

Keith: ........bold of you to assume you can catch me

[random-fandom-memorandum]

Pidge: This year we start oppressing people who like their hot chocoloate with water

Shiro: If you’re lactose intolerant you can stay but you’re on Thin Fucking Ice-

Keith: I eat the powder directly from the packet

Lance: Hey Do You Know How Horrible What You Just Said Was

[voltroniacal]

Lance: So how did you discover you liked guys?

Keith: I looked at Shiro and I was like NIIIIICE

[maybeitskogayne]

listen idk but hear me out

*the paladins find a galras arm just lying around after a battle*

allura: who would be so careless as to lose an arm?

*everyone looks at shiro*

shiro: well it’s not mine

[its-shurtis-you-wimps]

keith, at the beach: living my best life.

shiro: curtis is drowning.

keith: this ain't about him.

[slytherin-sisters394]

Me: I love Loto-

A swarm of assholes, emerging from the shadows, in perfect unison: You know he's dead right

[awakeby-awindow]

Lance: hey guys what color is Keith’s shirt?

Everyone:...uh, grey?

Lance: Keith, tell them what color you think it is

Keith:

Keith: ...dark white

[incorrect-legendary-defender]

You need a pencil for class...

Gives you a pencil and an extra one just in case the first one breaks:

Hunk & Romelle

Gives you one but makes you promise you'll give it back:

Allura & Shiro

Types their notes on a laptop and can't help you:

Pidge & Keith

Was just about to ask you for a pencil so you're both fucked:

Lance & Matt

Offers you a glitter pen and a smile as they pull out another glitter pen for them:

Hunk, Allura, Romelle

Has one pencil that has been sharpened so much that it's now a nub but gives it to you:

Keith, Lance, Matt

Has been using a green crayon all semester: Matt