Wallace: What the hell were you thinking!
Winona: Releasing flying types at a wedding is romantic.
Wallace: You released mandibuzz!
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Wallace: What the hell were you thinking!
Winona: Releasing flying types at a wedding is romantic.
Wallace: You released mandibuzz!
Wallace, pushing May aside: I'm making copies! Move, I'm gay!
Wallace, narrating: In the workplace, being gay just has its perks.
Steven [after getting drunk the night before]: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the lotad.
Wallace: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Lotad.
Steven: Am I weird?
Wallace: Yeah, but you’re hot, so it’s easier to put up with.
Person: Ooh, what a pretty lady!
Winona: Thank you.
Person, to Steven and Wallace: Now which one of you is third wheeling?
Winona: That would be the pretty lady.
Lisia: PLEASE revoke your "no swearing” rule.
Wallace: Why?
Brendan, from the other room: Well that really DILLS my PICKLE!
[fighting after Wallace won a battle]
Winona: Suck my dick!
Wallace: Do you... Do you even have one?
Winona: I will purchase one for the occasion, you absolute bastard.
Wallace, busting down door to Steven's room while wearing light up sketchers: I got new shoes.