Jan 7, 2023
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Rhodey: A sprite is anything that's not static. Tony: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d. Happy: A sprite is a soda, you goddamn geekass bastards.
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Sprite
Rhodey: A sprite is anything that's not static. Tony: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d. Happy: A sprite is a soda, you goddamn geekass bastards.
Rhodey: Once a year Tony and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?
Tony: Clothes.
Rhodey: Treat your self!
Tony: Fragrances.
Rhodey: Treat your self!
Tony: Massages.
Rhodey: Treat your self!
Tony: Mimosas.
Rhodey: Treat your self!
Tony: Fine. Leather. Goods.
Rhodey: Treat your self!
Tony: It's the best day of the year.
Tony & Rhodey: [singing] The best day of the year!
Tony and Steve having an intense starting contest, literally face to face
Tony: I will spit on you like an alpaca.
Steve: *slowly steps back*
Rhodey: Oooh, what an insult.
Tony: RHODEYYYY! I need your help
Rhodey: What now?
Tony: Peter isn't acting normal, he's being sad and boring
Rhodey: And what do you want me to do about that?
Tony: Talk to him!
Rhodey: Why can't you?
Tony: Because your sad and boring, he'll get you
Tony: I could be a robot for all you know.
Rhodey: That would be hilarious but I dont think robots can be depressed.
Tony: I-
Rhodey: FUCK, I TAKE THAT BACK.
Tony: BITCH, YOU BETTER.
Rhodey [helping wedding plan]: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won’t that get messy?
Tony: That’s why we feed them glitter.