May 22, 2023
Enid : Wednesday, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?
Wednesday : Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Enid. Avenge me!
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Enid : Wednesday, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?
Wednesday : Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Enid. Avenge me!
Weems, sits behind her desk. Her face is buried in her hands.
Weems: Inhales "So… Let me see… If I got this right...
You ran out of paint for the banners on our upcoming Jericho celebration and went to buy more. With the purchase, the vendor offers a COMPLIMENTARY paintbrush. Wednesday here tries to persuade her that you should get two, she fails and is asked to leave the premises. So far, so good.
HOW-FUCKIN'-EVER…
Instead of taking one brush and leaving LIKE AN ADULT, Wednesday tries, and fails, to INTIMIDATE the vendor who threaten to call the police. Enid takes offence at the implied threat to her girlfriend and slashes the vendor in the face. The police happens to be walking by. Wednesday reacts and sets the store on FIRE as a diversion but fails to account for the fact that the entire store is STOCKED WALL TO WALL WITH CHEMICAL ACCELERANTS. The fire spreads quickly. The entire town is now burning as we speak. There are no witnesses. You escape in the chaos. AND forgot the paint AND the brush.
EVER HEARD OF DE-ESCALATION YOU FUCKIN' PSYCHOPATHS?"
In front of her, Wednesday, covered in soot, shrugs. Enid is besides her, covered in soot and blood on one hand, fidges her fingers as she looks at the floor looking ashamed.
Behind them there's a window, the burning town shinning against the night sky.