#incorrect wolfstar textposts

[moonwalker94]

Sirius: I win.

Remus: I’m literally choking you..?

Sirius: *beaming* I know.

[wolfstar-things]

Peter: What’s in the suitcase sirius?

Sirius: Fire whisky.

James: Fire whisky?

Remus : You brought and entire suitcase full of fire whisky!?

Sirius: No…There’s mixers as well I’m not a savage.

[girlboss-nahi-girlbas]

Sirius: sometimes i talk to myself

Sirius: omg me too

[mysteriousmarauders]

Remus: I am alive for three reasons.

Remus: I was born, I have managed to not be killed yet, and Sirius refuses to let me die.

[pechorinssis]

How Sirius actually found out Remus is a werewolf:

[hannibalsloverboy]

sirius: we’re going on a field trip, you need to sign this permission slip

remus: this is a marriage certificate

[littlespoonremuslupin]

Sirius called Remus:

His rembow

His sweetness

His darling

His sweetpea

His little sweet potato

[possessed-mushroom]

Remus: you broke the world

Sirius: *grins proudly*

Remus: NOT a compliment