#incorrectfma

[felderwin]

Ed: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games. This isn’t just for the chimeras, either. All of us.

Greed: I’m always straight.

Ling: Oh, man, that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.

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Jean Havoc: Hey boss, do we get vacation days?

Roy Mustang: Your job is a vacation. From poverty.

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Edward Elric: Why is everyone staring at me?

Jean Havoc: You just called Mustang “dad”. You said “thanks, dad”.

Edward Elric: What? No I didn’t, I said “thanks, man”.

Roy Mustang: Do you see me as a father figure, Fullmetal?

Edward Elric: No, if anything I see you as a bother figure cause you’re always bothering me.

Riza Hawkeye: Hey! Show your father some respect!

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Edward Elric: Going to meetings, writing stuff down, you love that nerd stuff.

Alphonse Elric: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Edward Elric: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

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I’m one of you now. Prettier and different and better, but one of you.

Greedling, joining Ed and the chimaeras

[felderwin]

Ling: I feel like I'm in jail and you know what happens to guys like me in jail. They get really into push ups and I am fine with my upper body the way it is!

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Winry Rockbell: Ling, you disgust me.

Ling Yao: Ah, so you've discussed me.

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I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious.

Edward Elric