#incorrectit

[dinneratsydneys]

Eddie: Will you at least take me out to dinner?!

Richie: Sorry, i dont go out with married men

Eddie: But im YOUR husband

Richie: I make no exceptions

[overheardit]

kidnapper: i have your son

stan: i don't have a son

kidnapper: what? then who just asked for strawberry milk and a peanut butter sandwich with the crust cut off?

stan, turning to the losers: shit, guys they have eddie

[jameszmaguire]

Incorrect It (2017) quotes (3/?)

[dinneratsydneys]

bill: k-kiss, marry, kill: me, m-mike, and b-bev

stan: kiss mike, marry you, and kill richie

richie, from the other side of the clubhouse: i wasn’t even on the list, what the hell?

[overheardit]

eddie: if you take an adderall and an antidepressant at the same time, you're brain takes a screenshot

[overheardit]

stan: i hate it when people say "if you think this is better then sex, you've clearly never had good sex" like no, clearly you've just never had good lasagna

[overheardit]

bev: rich, we are starting to think you have PTSD

richie: yeah, Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick

bev: we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

richie: hey bev, i don't think you understand how clever what i just said was

[dinneratsydneys]

richie: gimme the tea

stan: *walks into the kitchen and starts to grab a teacup*

richie: tHaTs nOt wHaT i MeAnt