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Minho: *hands Jeongin a lighter*

Minho: Here. Do a Crime.

Jeongin: YIPPEE!!!!

Lisa : Hey will you get something out of my pocket for me?

Rosé : What do I get out of this?

Lisa :

Lisa : A chance to touch my ass?

Rosé : Deal.

Jungkook : I DO WHAT I WANT.

Jimin : I’m calling Jin hyung,

Jungkook : NO WAIT-

Taeyong: dude you were so drunk last night

Johnny: no i wasn't

Taeyong: dude you went up to a little mexican girl and said "dora i need your map to find home"

Johnny: that was before i even started drinking

Taeyong: what the fuck is wrong with you

Jinwoo: Hey, are you awake?

Rubin: Yeah

Jinwoo: okay good, I need someone to talk about Zayn Malik with

Felix: The easiest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Minho: I was told through the fourth and fifth rib.

Jisung: I can so do quick math!

Changbin: 476 x 7

Jisung: 4419!

Changbin: That was nowhere close to correct

Jisung: I said quick not correct

Jeongin: Some kid called me old today.

Hyunjin: If you're old, what am I?

Jeongin: Ancient.

Hyunjin: Then what's Chan?

Seungmin: Prehistoric.

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