#incorrectlco

[banditwolf1354]

Lucy: I hardly slept last night

George: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.

Lucy: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?

Lockwood: [silent panic]

[incorrectlco]

Every Locklyle fic with Skull is like:

Lucy: Can I ask you for relationship advice?

The Skull, preparing a wheel of fortune where the only two options are ‘communicate’ and ‘kill him’: Yeah, sure go ahead.

[pearlcaddy]

incorrect lockwood & co quotes: 1/? [insp]

[lucyjlockwood]

Lucy: *winces*

Lockwood: Luce what’s wrong?

Lucy: just period cramps. I’m fine.

Lockwood: …

Lockwood: *stands*

Lockwood: *grabs rapier and heads to door*

Lucy: what are you—

Lockwood: going to fight God.

[banditwolf1354]

Lockwood : Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

George: Lockwood no.

Lucy: Mistlefoe.

George: Please stop encouraging him.

[incorrectlco]

Lucy: I’m going to kick your ass.

Lockwood: I’d like to see you try.

Lucy: Saturday. Noon. The usual place.

Lockwood: Deal. Loser pays for dinner and a movie.

George: Can’t you guys just ask each other out normally?

[incorrectlco]

George: How was the honeymoon?

Lucy: Lockwood got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Lucy: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Lucy: I love him.

[incorrectlco]

George: You like Lockwood?

Lucy: Yes. Thoughts?

George: And prayers. Girl, what?