Samus: So. Who let them in? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Child Link: I did. I let them in…
Samus: No. No, you didn’t. Mario?
Mario: Don’t look at me. Look at Luigi.
Luigi: What?! I didn’t let them in.
Mario: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know they're here?
Luigi: Because they're sitting on the couch hogging the Switch!
Zelda: Suspicious.
Luigi: No, it’s not!
Fox: If it matters, probably not… Pit was the last one to use the portal keys.
Pit: Liar! I don’t have portal duty today!
Fox: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the portal earlier?
Pit: I use the keys to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fox!
Child Link: Alright let’s not fight. I let them in, let me ask them to leave, Samus.
Samus: No. Who let them in?
Luigi: [whispering] Samus, Ganon’s been awfully quiet…
Ganon: Really?!
Luigi: Yeah, really!
…
Samus: I let them in. I wanted to decimate Ridley and fight Dark without the PEDsuit. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.