#incorrectthreatlevelquotes

[bebestay]

Lori: You sir, you have surpassed nuggetry.

Kiko: I will give you five bucks to never say that again.

[bebestay]

Kiko, on the phone with Lori: I think Deli's in the kitchen. Why?

Lori: Because I just found her in the park. In a tree. Feeding squirrels.

Kiko: I've always wanted a pet. Tell her to bring one home.

[bebestay]

CHI: Deli, why is a bunny you're representative animal? They're sweet and silent. You're sassy and feral.

Delilah: Clearly, you've never seen Monty Python.

[bebestay]

Kris: Why do you always get mad when someone asks you to split a meal?

RO: Cause if I have to pay for it, it's mine. No one else's.

Lori: This is why we don't ask her to bring anything during the holiday potluck.

[bebestay]

Lori: Okay...Delilah, let's try a different one. If you have 10 cupcakes and someone takes two, how many do you have left?

Delilah: 10 and plausible deniability.

Lori: Fair

[bebestay]

Ariel: Lori, when was the last time you slept?

Lori: Four.

Ariel: Minutes? Hours? Days?

Lori: Yes.

[bebestay]

Kiko: Lori, we don't need this much food.

Lori: What are you talking about? I have six mouths to feed. You, Delilah, and your brothers.

Kiko: I don't have any brothers.

Kris *knocks on the door*: Do you guys have food?

[bebestay]

1 a.m. @ the dorms

MeiMei: ~Do you believe in churros?~

Lori: Go the fuck to sleep.