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Alternate scene from Silenced

(later)

[shattered-stars-lonely-hearts]

Boyle: Shh, here comes the Captain! Jake: Quick, Amy, talk about boring nerd stuff! Amy: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word 'nerd' derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist. Jake: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.

[spnsmile]

...yes 🌸

04x01 // 15x15

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During an early extermination meeting, probably

(Negotiations between Lucifer and Adam are interrupted by the arrival of Lute) Adam: What, Lute? What is it? Lute: Sir, your son wants to see you. Adam: For the love of... Tell him I am busy! Lucifer: So, as we were saying... Adam: You're a father, right? Lucifer: Oh? Yeah. Adam: It is so difficult! He has no concept of the importance of my work. Lucifer: (seeing an in) I get it. (a little too glib) If he's too hard to handle, then just ship him off. That's what I did with mine. So-- Adam: "Too hard to handle?" (Lute, behind Adam, furiously shakes her head 'no') Lucifer: (backpedaling) I- I mean... Adam: Oh, you think I can't handle my own son? Lucifer: No, no, no. I- I don't think that. Adam: No! Really. Tell me what I'm doing wrong! Lucifer: It's okay, I'm a bad parent, too. Adam: What?! Lucifer: (trying desperately to salvage the situation) None of us know what we're doing. We didn't even want this, right? Adam: Let me remind you who you are dealing with! I'm fucking Adam, the original dick, the fucking man, and a great father! Lucifer: (stammering) Right, why don't we take a little breather... Adam: The negotiation is over.

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Abel arrives in Heaven

Abel: Where am I?

Sera: This is the Great Hall of Judgement.

Abel: Judgement?!

Sera: Oh, not to worry, Abel. You'll go to Heaven, because unlike your brother, you are naturally good, and loyal, and kind.

Abel: Yeah, that's true.

Sera: ♪Welcome to doing whatever you wish♪

Abel: This is really a lovely place you've got here.

Sera: ♪Eating whatever you please♪ Follow me.

Sera: ♪To a constant temperate climate, we keep it 73 degrees♪ We're still on Fahrenheit here.

Abel: That's fine with me.

Sera: ♪Welcome to no more rat race♪

Abel: Oh boy.

Sera: ♪To order and calm instead♪

Abel: Ah, great.

Sera: ♪Welcome to being dead.♪

Abel: What?! You mean I'm... I'm...

Sera: Stone cold, I'm afraid.

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This is how that scene went, right?

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"No. You’re not. Or you wouldn’t be so unhappy."

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Brook: Isn't it sweet? Wade's in love! Lake: No, he's acting like a ding-a-ling. I mean, even more than usual.