Yoko: What do you mean the queen of nightmares doesn't own a pair of these?
Enid: Her aesthetic might be goth but Wednesday is deeply practical, I know she wants a pair but she's thinks their impractical
Yoko: *smirks* I can think of a few practical purposes
Enid: *rolls eyes* I mean outside of a mosh pit or punk bar
Yoko: *hand on her chin* Huh, I guess you could use them there as well
Enid: I just haven't had any luck giving her gifts, since it's her first birthday as my girlfriend, I just want it to be special
Yoko: *puts a hand on Enid's shoulder* I think we can do a bit better than HotTopic, trust me I've got a theydy for this
. . .
Wednesday sitting in the Nightshades Library watching horror movies projected on a screen with friends
Enid: I know I haven't been the best at this in the past but I really think I got it right this time
Wednesday: I'm sure whatever you got me will be more than acceptable
Yoko: *intoxicated* WHOOOOOOO
Wednesday ignores Yoko and unwraps the gift to find an unmarked box inside are a pair of platform clankers with straps all the way up to the knee
Wednesday: They're exquisite I just don't know when I'd wear them
Enid: Well I can show you a practical use
Wednesday not reacting quickly enough
Yoko: *swinging wildly with butterfly knife* ENID LOVES YOU NOW PUT ON THE BOOTS!
Divina: *in calm unaffected voice* Yoko dear take it down a bit, sorry she gets stabby when she's been drinking Absinthe
Enid: Hear I'll help
Enid kneels down and helps Wednesday put the boots on
Enid: They have steel plates in the soles *does up the buckles* and steel toes very practical
Wednesday stands and Enid helps her get her balance as she takes a few steps
Enid: and now we can do this *standing on her tip toes kisses Wednesday* how was that?
Wednesday: I think I need another just to be sure *kisses Enid again*
Squad cheers
Enid: *stepping back* Oh there is one more surprise! Tap them together three times
Wednesday follows the instructions and spring loaded knives shoot protrude from the front
Enid: and once more
Wednesday taps boots together again an two more blades come out of the back
Enid: So? *smiling* what do you think?
Wednesday: *willing herself not to cry*
