Dec 30, 2021
We are 9 minutes in and there has already been a heist and also FIONA IS SERVING A SENTENCE OF BEING A NUN. For the crime of TREASON.
They’re trying to lampshade this by having characters ask things like “didn’t she go to jail” as if a) sentencing her to being a nun would not be the HOUSEHOLD GOSSIP OF THE MILENNIUM and also b) is not helping the believability but I do appreciate the effort.
#like#is it ~~problematic to make your most bisexual-coded and sluttiest character#go to Catholicism jail#indubitably!#am I giving this film a pass because it’s high art of course#also this plot revolves around the Vatican I think everyone involved is going to be somehow excommunicated#by the 60 min mark#princess switch 3 spoilers#the vanessa hudgens netflix christmas cinematic universe#vanessa hudgens netflix original christmas movie cinematic universe
