the more i think about it, the more I like the idea of Loki being raised by the Ineffable Husbands.
Consider:
--Crowley using one of those baby carrier things where you like wear them in front
--baby Loki stealing both of his dads’ glasses
--Aziraphale reading to Loki at various ages
--Crowley stops yelling at his plants when Aziraphale tells him it scares the baby. Now he whisper-yells and its kind of hilarious
--The Ineffable Husbands having a fight over how to install the carseat, a la every couple I’ve ever met. Actually you don’t even have to be a couple, if two people are involved in the process it will result in a fight. It’s just science.
--The Bentley with a ‘Baby on Board’ sticker in the back window.
--Loki using his magic to make Aziraphale’s customers think the bookshop is haunted.
--Loki gets driving lessons from Crowley ‘First rule: No music plays but Queen. Second rule: you own the road, fuck everyone else. Don’t tell your dad I said that last bit.’
--Teenage Loki sneaks a copy of Fifty Shades of Gray into Dad Aziraphale’s bookshop as a joke.
--The result: Loki is a lil shit kid who won’t do what he’s told, but always knows just who he is: whatever he chooses. His dads taught him that. <333
