#instaburn

[salemscreams]

Perfect background for one brainless, spineless, floating sack of squish I know. At least when I make comparisons, the resemblance is clear 😘 #instaburn #snarky #notsorry #jellyfish #justkeepswimming #fishingforcompliments

[salemscreams]

I guess it's easier for some people to think they're just too wonderful and that's where all their problems start? Whoooo knowsssss! #instaburn #snarky #aura #metaphysicalmyass #basicbitch #notsorry #mu

[salemscreams]

Not taking anybody's shit over who they think I should be. Not today. Not tomorrow. Not ever. Someobody has a guilt trip over my rock hard, stone cold confidence to take and shove waaaaaay up their asshole, Morty. #instaburn #WhatAJerry #rickandmorty #littlereferences #snarky #notsorry #BeMadAboutIt

[salemscreams]

Ohhhh the irony! #snarky #instaburn #mu #irony #fakenews #notsorry

[salemscreams]

But really, *this* is The One, right? Sure. #justpathologicalliarthings #lies #mu #instaburn #serialdater #foreveralone #snarky

[salemscreams]

They're back! Who else knows someone who just can't stand good things happening? #instaburn #mu #snarky #loser #basicbitch #attentionwhore #frenemy

[salemscreams]

"So, one day, when you are crying about, 'why me?' I want you to think back and recall your choices." It's not unfair at all. Not one bit. #instaburn #snarky #mu #notsorry #dailyquotes #badpeople #karma

[salemscreams]

Here's part two, snark credits to @peachestofpies. He coined this burn a few days ago, and I made this in his honor. #instaburn #snarky #selfienation #notsorry #fugly #mu