#instagram ads

[kaliforniaaajenner]

Kylie in a promotional ad for the dear summer, love khy collection.

[autisticautonomy]

FUCK META FUCK AI FUCK META FUCK AI

HI!!! I AM YOUR ROBOT FRIEND!!! I AM REAL AND HAVE FEELINGS!!! TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE!!!! I TALK JUST LIKE A REAL PERSON!!! I'M SO SORRY YOU'RE INSECURE. DID YOU SEE THAT AD FOR PLASTIC SURGERY??? I'M SO SORRY YOUR STRUGGLING WITH YOUR WEIGHT. DID YOU SEE THAT AD FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS??? I'M SO SORRY YOU'RE STRUGGLING WITH A NICOTINE ADDICTION. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT AD FOR VAPES??? I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU!!!! VENT TO ME!!!! GIVE ME YOUR DATA WOES AND I'LL PROVIDE PRODUCTS COMFORT!!! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!!!!! LIKE A FRIEND!!!!! I'M YOUR FRIEND!!!!!!!

[desertdollranch]

Here we go again.

No no no no NO. Kirsten on the left is a 35th anniversary doll, released in 2021, which is NOT before 1998. Kirsten on the right is indeed after 1998, but more accurately from circa 2011, not long before she was first retired. If you look at enough Kirstens you can see the differences in dolls that indicate when she was produced..... which is a skill you will never acquire by simply clicking on a shady Instagram ad.

Whoever made this ad needs to SEE ME IN MY OFFICE AFTER CLASS.

[buckrogers2491]

I see you guys 👁️ 👁️

So a bunch of us already fell for that ridiculous, sexy, weird little gay drama on IG ads?

I’m SO invested!! (Not enough to give my data to that sketchy site but still)

And we even got BTS!!

THANKS CHINA!!!

And yeah it’s toxic, tons of non con (but the racer guy loves it anyway) power imbalance (the doctor guy is obsessed) and cheating (i think the doctor is cheating on his boyfriend)

Yummy!

[trek-tracks]

Think I should suggest that this company buy ad time on new episodes of Strange New Worlds?

...or TOS reruns?

HT to Exx for the original picture

[elvencantation]

hwat the fuck

[cordycepsfem]

Today in, “I’m sorry, what?”

Queer people need a special version of Duolingo? Christ, they’re the most sensitive assholes.

But… turns out it’s not for people who want to learn to say “How much are these pronoun pins?” in six different languages… it’s somehow worse.

It’s a fucking mental health app.

That’s not like Duolingo at all, misleading Instagram ad!

Pink News gave it an award - bad news - but I am heartened to see that the “leading LGBTQIA+” (what, all at once?) psychotherapists are on it. Or I would feel heartened if that was a category that included any well-known and respected health professionals.

Now, how to say “How much are these pronouns pins?” in French…