Jul 15, 2019
@fortystarters
"I swear, they’re evolving on us!” Zadie said, waving her rose gold iPhone around in pure exasperation. “Here -- look, here I thought I had it all figured out, making fake accounts to follow all my son’s social media. Then, then, I find out, they’re making public accounts that they give to their families, and then they turn around and make secret second accounts where they put all their real shit! They’re getting smarter. It’s a real problem.”