/r/songaweek week six: comedy or parody Google words and music by Peter Berglund Can ya tell me Google how can I lose weight? Well how do I tell I got a cheatin’ mate? When will I die, how will it come? What should I do, how far should I run? The answer’s already on my phone Google never leaves me alone No matter where on God’s green earth I roam Google knows how far it is to home. When will I feel my baby move? What do I have to do to get back m’ - m’ - m’ - m’ my groove? How many of me, and how about we? Why do cats purr and why is my poop green? The answer’s already on my phone Google never leaves me alone No matter where on God’s green earth I roam Google knows how far it is to home. Can ya tell me Google how to cook a ham? Who unfollowed me on Instagram? Can ya tell me Google how to fix my back? Why Rascal Flatts? Why Nickleback? The answer’s already on my phone Google never leaves me alone No matter where on God’s green earth I roam Google’s always there to see me home. [uke] The answer’s already on my phone Google never leaves me alone No matter where on God’s green earth I roam Google knows how far I am from home. Tell me Google how to weigh out grams Tell me how to get to the promised land Would ya tell me Google how to make french toast? How do I know if I’m a parasite’s host? The answer’s already on my phone Google never leaves me alone No matter where on God’s green earth I roam Google’s always there to see me home. No matter where on God’s green earth I roam Google knows how far I am from home.