Alumi-wallet
BerNID remember me this;
To the box of ties, stretchy belts, socks, patent leather wallets, and art books with detachable paints add the aluminum credit card case. Airport proof and water resistant. It is the baby boomers answer to cyber security, and identity theft. Manufactured in a myriad of colors, they fill up approximately the same surface area within your pocket as your standard American wallet.
And they are purchased in bulk. You may not have a grandmother but the ladies operate as a cohort and will make sure that you will find yourself in possession of the Alumi-wallet before you are interred. If not this christmas perhaps next? The gifting may even skip a generation. Your child may pick one up, instantly in love, off the street, and within months you will be in a predicament; break the child's heart and rid it from your world or keep it and watch it survive you in the contents of your attic.