#intp conversations

[themindofanintp]

Truly, if you are an INTP and you don’t use the phrase “and all that jazz,” are you even an INTP?

[staryglen]

Real conversation between my INTJ and the INTP me

over text:

INTP: Hi good morning

Can fish sneeze?

INTJ: ...........was it whisky?

INTP: Huh?

INTJ: ......I was asking the type of alcohol you've been obviously drunk with

Are you sure you aren't drunk?

INTP: clearly I am not

Am I texting like I’m drunk?

Have you not learned to expect this weirdness from me?

INTJ: .............because it's outright ridiculous

INTP: Me, an INTP with strong INFP traits?

INTJ: ........right! I forgot;

You're being an INTP rn And no, fishes don't sneeze but they do burp

[theinkedintj]

And here comes another INTJ delight 😂

[kennapotterblack]

INTJ: *talking about what happens when there is a plan going on* well because in general who freak out is INTP...

INTP: I normally am the most calm and relaxed.

INTP: I mean, now I am.

INTJ: I admit last two years I lost my shit and freaked out...

INTP: noticed.

[intjandothers]

INTP: So INTJ and I were thinking about starting a relationship.

Person: WHAT?

INTJ: Yes. We could share a house, live together, split our bills, get our families off our backs, and maybe even have a family of our own.

Person: But... Are you... in love?

INTP:

INTJ:

INTP: What does love have to do with this?

INTJ: It's a reasonable partnership.

Person: Reasonable-- you know what, never mind. You two are lost cases.

[16personalities-says-im-intp]

INFJ: I know a lot of INTPs but you're the most sensible I know. I wouldn't even think you're INTP, if I didn't know you that well. How did you become like this?

INTP: *remembers of all the traumas I went through throughout my life* "the older you are the wiser you get" I guess

[autistic-bibliophile]

Random thought but I wonder how many INTJ/ISTJ/INTPs are just undiagnosed autistics.

[anintpgirl]

Story Time With INTP #9

INTP: your cat is angry...

INTP: your cat likes it when you touch her spine like this...

INTP: your cat doesn't like your brother...

ESTJ: How the hell are you reading my cat like that?

INFJ: you know INTP is a cat in human form