#bat man

[xx-theblack-vixen-xx]

Have you ever thought about how fucked up Bruce's accent would be? Raised mostly by a British guy, but also grew up in fucking Jersey. Can you Imagine it. Can you imagine how terrible it would be. British/Gotham-jersey accent.

[ente-lab]

[spiders-birds-and-wizards-oh-my]

this is probably a bit too ooc for bruce but i think it’s definitely plausible for ollie and very funny so you should laugh with me please and thank you.

bruce, walking into a meeting early to find a few members chatting.

“yeah i’ve totally made out with bruce wayne.”

and he stops in his tracks.

because oliver just set himself up perfectly.

never let it be said that bruce is anything if not a dramatic bitch.

he’s self aware enough to know that.

and crazy enough to actively push that as far as it will go.

oliver is lounging at the meeting table, a smirk on his face.

dinah is rolling her eyes from the seat next to him, while hal, barry, clark, and diana are hanging around listening closely.

j’onn and arthur don’t even seem remotely interested.

and no one even noticed he had entered.

perfect.

“i know for a fact that’s a lie, oliver.” he says, keeping the gruff voice he uses as batman.

he revels in the startled yelps that echo around the room, prepared to give every single one of them a conniption. he just barely manages not to smirk.

“oh yeah, batsy? you so sure about that?” and oliver has always been a good liar, but under pressure he just seems a bit desperate, and bruce really can’t hold back the smirk this time as he places his hands on the table and looks his long time friend straight in the eye.

“yes, i am. because i can distinctly recall telling you in the eighth grade that i would never kiss you if you couldn’t beat me in a fistfight. and you never have.”

at his words, the league around them freeze, looking between him and oliver with such wide eyes that bruce has to fight not to laugh.

oliver’s face is the picture of indignant.

“i was fucking thirteen and you starting telling me how alfred said that anyone who couldn’t beat you in a fistfight doesn’t deserve your companionship!! i mean i don’t even understand how you beat me, you-“

and he cut himself off, looking at a smirking batman with wide eyes.

every leaguer waited with baited breath.

“BRUCE THOMAS WAYNE TAKE THE FUCKING COWL OFF RIGHT NOW!” oliver shouted, standing and pointing a finger right at his chest.

as bruce removed his cowl in front of his friends for the first time, oliver took a step back, face aghast, while the rest of the league seemed to stare dumbfounded.

“you have lost 93 fights against me in the last eighteen years, ollie. i keep a tallie.”

and as if a switch was flicked, the dumbfounded stare is replaced by indignant mortification as he gestures around the room to defend himself.

“he’s always fucking been like this, i’m telling you guys!! he literally told every single kid that asked him to the eighth grade ball to punch him in the face!! half of them walked away immediately, but the half that tried?! no one landed a hit on him!! he was thirteen!! i swear!!”

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

This is legitimately what i believe Filled with Rage Teenage Dick Grayson would’ve been doing if phones were around in his day:

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Tim at any minor inconvenience:

[wrongdose]

HIHI!! I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YER STYLE SO MUCH AND ITZ PRETTI!

I was wondering if you could I could take a request mb??? LIKE A JASON TODD LAYOUT?? :D

Of coursies!!!! Here ya go .. bleh :P (I just finished my classes ..)

Jason Todd layout!!

Like&OrReblog appreciated, credits mandatory unless requester/anon!

.. .. I am not familiar with DC stuff, so apologies if it's bad :^ But ty for the compliment .. I appreciate it bleehh

[chronophobiaclown]

Oh I think this is my favorite one I’ve made

I mean this is what happened when he became Batman right?

[justsomepetermemes]

[blancnyx]

Can someone please make me a list of EVERY member in the bat family. It’s been so long since I’ve been into this stuff that I’ve forgotten some characters names. And I feel ashamed. I’ve tried looking a list up but I can always tell that they’re missing some characters. If someone can do that for me that would be really appreciated.