a.k.a things-that-have-been-said-in-my-Art-Class-with-100%-seriousness a.k.a that post I've been meaning to make forever "Look at my ribcage!" - Me. On Multiple occasions. It's a good ribcage okay? It has lillies growing out of it and everything "The thing is, I can't tell which ribcage you mean. You have two of them," - Ionatoto "That's not a real skull, right?" - Me "Oh no, it is. That's why there's a crack in it," -Kinghaggis10, in response to the above comment. "I just stuck a bouquet through someones eye socket," -Me, again. Regarding the same skull. "So, it's made of ceramic, since it's a teapot, and just shaped like a heart, right?" - Me, on the topic of one of Frostysheeps's drawings "Oh no, it's a real heart. There's ceramic inside it," - Frostysheeps, in reply to the above comment. "I bet it's squishy," Frostysheeps, again referring to the real-heart-full-of-ceramic-teapot. "I wonder if this skeleton is a boy or a girl?" -Me. On multiple occasions. About a plastic skeleton missing everything below it's pelvis and an arm. "That skeleton is Anakin Skywalker," Kinghaggis10 and Frostysheeps, seperately, on different occasions. "This guys thumb is rammed up his nasal cavity," - me. On the Anakin Skywalker Skeleton. While having it in said pose. "Oh no I think the thumb got stuck up the nasal cavity!" - me, thirty seconds after the above. "*relentless giggling* Paint me like one of your french girls" - Frostysheeps, after putting the skeleton in said pose. The skeleton lacking all but an arm. No, I will not tell you how she managed it. I still don't know "Oh, that's probably the janitors bringing up the giant trees," - our Art teacher. No, you do not get context. We didn't get any context either. It was literally *bangbangbang* "What's that sound?" "The janitors bringing up the giant trees" "You need to stop trying to turn blobs into will o' the wisps and focus on the bones. You're good at the bones," - our Art teacher, to me, at some point. Roughly paraphrased. That was the general gist of it okay? "But I don't want to be good at the bones!" - me, prior to enbracing the awesomeness that is ribcages and femurs/humourous...es with flowers growing out of them. "Please turn the dead pheasant away, it's staring at me again," - me. "She's a GROUSE! Her name is Elizabeth," - Frostysheeps, on the subject of the above dead, taxidermied bird. "Don't insult [insert freaky/creepy/dead thing here]. [He/She] is beautiful!" - Frostysheeps, on multiple occasions. examples, in order, include a plastic mannequin with paint and fake makeup all over 'his' face, a freaky Mad Hatter/MArch Hare combo mask with CLOCKS FOR EYES, a dead grouse and the dead grouse with a plastic flower in 'her' mouth. "The bouquet is stuck in its pelvis," - me. I thought sticking it through the pelvis would get it into the ribcage, okay? "And now it's stuck through the collarbone," - me. About ten seconds after the above. Okay people in my Art Class! Add your own quotes from class here! Most of these are mine because I can remember things I've said better than what other people have said okay?
