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I guess I should at least try to make a proper introduction, so... I'm Rhiannon.

*Hands you a piece of paper that says:*

Hello! I'm Jamie. It's nice to meet you. (I'm deaf and since I don't speak very well, I write. You don't have to write back, I can read lips.)

So it's someone's birthday today.

Oh, the ICU is always a bundle of joyous fun.

Think about it: your true soul mate is out there somewhere, banging other people.

I think I'll just sit here and wait for someone to bring sexy back. I mean, I would, but it's hard to be sexy at all with this stupid oxygen tank.

Nights like New Years Eve make me realize how many people really are lonely. There were drunk women and lap dances galore, shit.

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