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[slowsquirrel]

Бутон ириса the bouton of iris #irisblossom #irisblooming #gomelcityflowers

[rsblmng]

Neither question answered

"Do you even sleep anymore?" He asked me, our overtaxed muscles shivering against one another. I cocked my head and replied, "Is this a dream?"

[thirteenths]

irisblooming replied to your post:why is it hard to find people who enjoy platonic...

YOU ARE NOT ODD. How come you can’t find anyone to do this w you? Maybe you’re just that stunning!!!

sometimes i think my life would be a hell lot easier if i can just date you guys. seriously. let me just take all of you on dates okay.

[thirteenths]

irisblooming replied to your post:I love you and your tags.

HAHAHAHA BABY KOALA

my aim is to make fun of chuck until i forget that he's basically a tragic hero

i live in a world of delusion and everything is happy hahaHAHAHAA

[giidas]

irisblooming said: It’s both. Doing this stops your gagging reflex

i know i was kidding but

a) my issue is not with me inserting my toothbrush down my throat and then gagging, it's with gagging while just nearing the area of my throat when i crush my teeth

b) how does making a fist around my toothbrush help anything at all, how does it stop my gag reflex i mean really.

c) yes i understand it's what pornstars do to stop the one on the receiving end from showing their dick too deep

d) this is a very weird conversation wow

[dandy-boi-ftm]

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WE WILL SLASH EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING. THIS TABLE AND THAT CHAIR? MEANT TO BE. WE DO NOT SEPARATE THEM. KTHANKSBYE.

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Oh I know you had slash goggles too, just not as insane as the others... seriously though, we all were slash crazy in high school. I'm just glad I can just explain that stuff away with Eve Sedgwick now... I mean we already knew the theory, it just turned out someone in Berkeley actually added it to the academic canon. It was so bad, I kept accidentally typing out "Slash goggles" instead of "queer lens" for my last two years of college. I mean like 90% of getting an "A" is using the right language and here I was using "Slash Goggles" and when the teacher asked me what I meant, she freaking laughed at me. 

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irisblooming replied to your post: sleepyyancybecket replied to your post “whY WOULD...

Screaming; why can’t a cute man call me “Dimples”? I only got my stupid friends (lol.. Jk! … Maybe)

DO YOU HAVE DIMPLES BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I WILL CALL YOU NURSE DIMPLES

EVEN IF I'M NOT A CUTE OR A MAN