#irl conversation

[thelivingtithonus]

[stardust948]

Me: *Explaining why br*ke is so attached to k/a*

Me: They projected onto Aang and based Katara on a girl he had a crush on.

Mom: And? Give the people what they want. The people want Zuko and Katara.

[thecrisisnight]

talking to my bf and my bf's sister (henceforth referred to as bfs) were talking about ardoni reproductive theory tn and the following exchange occured:

Bf: they just run really fast at each other and if they do it right a baby pops into existence when they collide.

Me: oh like a 4th wall breaking thing? They ARE in a 3d modeling program. Cube collisions.

Bfs: well maybe if they go in and out of a portal really fast it lags everything out and they can duplicate themselves.

Bf: Ardonia 7.1.1: removed ardoni duplication glitch.

Bf: Ardonia 7.1.2: replaced ardoni duplication glitch due to significant population decline.

Me: this is how we get biological deathtide child I think

[knickknat]

My Favorite weird quotes from IRL conversations: Part 12

You know, this is why you can’t become Catholic, because you have no guilt or shame.

If the state has more than one Waffle House, it’s a political nightmare.

You make mistakes in Philly. This is New York.

I normally post five but this was sitting in my drafts for way too long.

[voxisme]

Me ranting about how I don't wanna miss a day of work because itll throw my schedule off

Stepmom: do you know what type of ppl those are?

Me:🖕(this was mostly silly btw)

[neon-treebark]

shitpost #1

tw/cw:Mentions of drugs- and alot of swearing!

Context:white text, me:purple text, my cousin:red text

How I look at my fuckass cousin when he says "Do you have weed?" Knowing damn well neither of us have ever done drugs-

And then I say "I thought you brought it you fucking div." "Nuh uh" "YUH UH YOU SAID YOU'D GET THE CRACK YOU BLOODY ASSHAT" "Gay" "you had a boyfriend stfu. I'm berrisexual so shut you pasty lil whining rengoku simp ass up" silence, to quiet.. "IM NOT GAY YOU FUCKASS I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND" "yeah who buckteeth?" "That was my ex."

[kriosv]

Real thing that happened when i was, like, 13 or something.

My dad invited a friend over to talk to me

Him: i used to have a real problem with alchohol. I used to get drunk all the time. And i regret everything i did when i was drunk. The worst night, one time i got so drunk that i went on an angry rampage for 6 hours. I ended up bring charged with 12 counts of assault.

13yo Me: 2 counts per hour

Him: what

13yo: 12 counts in 6 hours, thats 2 per hour. I like doing math, math is fun.

Him: ... ok, i don't think you need to be scared straight anymore

[zainekabang]

(talking about the absurdity of Danganronpa deaths)

(spoilers)

Me: Mondo got turned into butter. That's ridiculous.

SIL: There's been some debate.

Wife: Butter is made from fat and milk.

Me: Okay, humans have fat. But where is the milk coming from?

SIL, the psychopath: Monokuma.