Brotp Break and Gilbert~? [whoops, I should be asleep RN...]
get ur ass to bed while I write this for u. :I
who steals french fries off the other’s plate: I’m pretty sure Break doesn’t often eat real food around others, but I think he’d take them off of Gil’s plate just to mess with him even though Gil won’t give 2 shits bc fast food = no. take em.who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Xerxes fucking Break. Gil just. Swats him.who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: PROBABLY BREAK?? Gil would probably “nah I’m not getting u” …comes anyway. stupid. I think Break would mock Gil while busting him out.who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: I don’t think Gil would take Break seriously but he’d listen to whatever Break wanted to say if he was willing to say anything. I think Break would give horrible advice & probably not really listen & just fuck with Gil omg.who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Break. Gil does it back. Break does it worse. Gil loses. Gil quits bc fuck u cheater. u take it too far.who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: Probably Break so he could fuck with Gilbert when they’re going to bed. 2:30am: “Break if you don’t go to bed right the fuck now I will hurt you.”who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Break probably starts them after messing with Gil for a while & Gil finally joins in. It’s a tie. Usually there’s red marks on them bc they get intense sometimes. Usually leads to Break running around & Gil furiously chasing after him around the house.who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: Xerxes fucking Break. Just to embarrass Gilbert bc he knows lover boy is so easy to humiliate.