#is this anything

[meatcrimes]

job interviewer: any questions?

me: so if a couple gets married but then gets an annulment, if they had sex on their wedding night does that retroactively become premarital sex?

job interviewer: a...about the position, ma'am

[milk-addictt]

I twink, therefore I am

[puppiestlittlesister]

[30’s-40’s monster voice] ey boss, I found ya’s one-a dem “transmisogynists” you was talkin’ bout. Do I whack em?

[age regressor mob boss looks up from her cigar-shaped bottle, nods.]

… on it, boss

[ladybugpill0wpet]

in my head bj and hawkeye are both named benjamin, in the same way trixie and katya are both named brian

[tinoftoads]

im autistic :)

im autistic :/

im autistic :(

im autistic :|

[lnwhore]

had the most random thought about a dando wedding today. what if instead of feeding each other cake they did lando’s champagne pop together and then drank champagne out of each other’s dress shoes. what if.

[kubo]

wearing my hair half up half down not in a suguru geto way but in a [remembers comparison is the thief of joy] let's all just kill ourselves .