#it chapter two au

[theartsharki]

Eddie: Stan, that asshole just wrote his number on the bill after saying my food was passionless. I was nominated for a James Beard Award, and he says I have no passion???!?

Chef Eddie and food critic Richie anyone?

[ghost-fork]

All comedians are serial killers

Reddie AU where Richie and Eddie are both famous comedians. Richie is practically Bo Burnham and Eddie is John Mulaney. They’re roomates and they’re both hiding that they’re actually serial killers, because all comedians are serial killers, we know the true crime obsession isn’t a coincidence. But anyways, they have a rivalry of who can kill someone in the most ridiculous way. Eddie stabbed someone to death with raw spaghetti and choked someone else out with some cooked noodles and so Richie refers to him as ‘spaghetti’ and Richie once killed someone by suffocating them with a trashbag. The body was found filled with garbage in a can so Richie got the name Trashmouth. It’s dumb but hear me out this started out as a joke in a discord call. Anyways, they love each other as both murderers and roomates and they only find out about each other when one of them tries to kill the other in their different personas. They become a lil duo. They only murder assholes btw i don’t wanna make them suck too much.

[theartsharki]

Reddie but with the gals commissioned by my lovely friend ❤️❤️❤️

Commissions are open btw… i can fill all your clown movie desires……… COMMISSION ME HERE

[theartsharki]

please tell me some of you remember this social media AU that was on twitter??? it was made in 2020 and it was so exciting to read as it posted. it’s still up if you wanna read it btw!!!!!

here’s the link: CUT THE STRINGS