#it got away from me...

[periwinkla]

sketchy narumitsu kiss... again <3

[theseventeenstairs]

Okay then; ot3 question: who gets the most jealous?

EYYYY You are making my day(night)

Serena and Bernie would definitely tell you they are jealous that Hanssen is almost always the one at the front of the car because either he is driving (why Jason prefers his driving is a long story) or his legs are way too long. 

Okay back to serious answer I think in terms of the emotion itself, it would be Hanssen but not because of any people that might show interest to Serena and Bernie that is way past the line of “polite appreciation” because Bernie is very good at kicking people’s arses and Serena just need one word to get them to slink away with their tails between their legs. It’s the fact he is almost invisible.

At first Hanssen thinks that the arrangement is good enough for all of them because he really hates for his private life to be public knowledge and they get to be ruling AAU like the power couple they deserve to be. The one thing he did not anticipate is that now the only parties who know about his change in relationship status are a) his fish statue and b) his secretary Alice (a middle age lesbian who decided to adopt him the day he eagerly presented a plate of brownies because he was trying out this new brand of chocolate - yet another long story and a creation that I am very proud of). 

There is a slight bitterness every time he sees them exchanging little display of affections, a small touch of hands here, a little bit of a knowing smile there but never to him least some board member decided to make waves that might just capsize their happy little boat. It helps, though, when they settle down for a documentary and he gets to sit in between them and they snuggle up on either side of him, listening to them talking about the penguin on screen who slipped on a patch of ice and they let out an ahhhhhhh together. Maybe he like that after all, that they know that they belong to each other.

I mean there are definitely still some pharmaceutical reps who like to throw themselves at him during tours and no one is ever allowed to mention Mama T without somehow getting a smack in the back of the head with a patient file and getting the worst patients for the entire shift(”I was just sayin’ they look good together!” moaned Fletch) but Serena and Bernie are more outraged that they are touching him whilst knowing he is more than uncomfortable with it than actual jealousy.