#it worked too

[killmurderfuck]

remembering one time at my grandparents house a few years ago when i couldn't fall asleep without any sort of background noise but there was no fan and my phone was in the other room so i pulled out the school ipad i had in my travel bag just in case and started recording myself singing the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny on a loop from memory to play back next to me on the pillow until i fell asleep.

[it-was-dead-when-i-found-it]

The 9 year old I'm taking care of performed a (3D printed) animal sacrifice to petition Zeus to stop plaguing him with mosquitoes...

The kids are doing okay

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

couldnt find cutlery

[sleepdeprivedstoat]

I tell people I have high standards but then I also tell them my two favorite fictional men are the 5"4 purple guy with an absurd amount of side part and the vampire who tried to emotionally manipulate me into fist fighting another vampire

[peonyblossom]

yesterday i didn’t feel like cleaning my bathroom so i turned on the Across the Void soundtrack and pretended i was part of the cleaning crew on the Atlas

[evanslittlecorner]

Listen, some times asking for help from your friends is doing the scary thing and asking if your friend has the time to hear you vent about the shit in your life

And some times you're hormones are being silly and you can not stop crying or even get out of bed without feeling your bones wanting to jump out of your skin, so you message your friend to have them explain a character they really like. If you're one of my friends reading this and this sounds familiar, no it doesn't :3

[herrfivehead]

my level 6 bard with a +8 persuasion modifier knowing his weak ass can't battle yurgir for real