#it's jared

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BECAUSE I CAN I DID ))

[yaylayna]

i guess jared overthrew misha from the overlord throne. all hail new overlord jared padalecki???

[teamfreewill-imagine]

to the anon being rude to Jamie about IKYW, first of all, if you don't like the story, stop reading. Second, your is a possessive pronoun and you're is a contraction of you are, for example; You're being very rude to Jamie.

i honestly have no idea where they were coming from but it’s actually semi-funny to me

like in literal real life it’s not like jared and gen can fuck whenever they want? like how would they when they’re in different countries? it’s not me missing gen out because i don’t want her to be involved, it’s just a geographical impossibility lmao

idk what’s expected of this story while they’re on set… like whenever they’ve been home, they’ve all banged so what’s… *sigh*

is implied phone sex not enough for y’all? i’d write it in but it’d be the worst content ever so i’m leaving that to the implied (like how else do y’all think j&g get their kicks while they’re apart irl like c’mon it’s just common sense omg)

it’s…. *long exhale*

but yes, if you don’t like it, don’t read it lmao

and don’t come into my inbox with your uneducated, rude-ass bullshit aha

[skamos]

THERE'S A PORNBOT IN THE JARED HOPWORTH TAG JEHSJS

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@bitx-me @fxdelxs

[tigerdog01]

[Closed Captioned] Person 1: “Give me your money!”

Person 2: “I don’t make money I takes ‘em and when I comes around the corner I snakes ‘em.”

Person 1: “That makes no fucking sense.” Person 2: Peace sign [big booming sound]

[hastybooks]

he got it from jared

hawkwardly: you should write mail order abo for seth + filip. management decides their young alphas need to follow shea's example maybe????

Going up to the offices makes Seth a little edgy, just like he's about to be made to sit on some hard chair and wait for someone to-- he doesn't know, look at him over a stack of paper with a mildly concerned look. Filip's shifting from foot to foot across from him, and Seth says, "Need to go to the bathroom?"

Seth gets a glare for that, and he tries not to smirk while Filip makes himself stare at the elevator buttons and ignore the numbers counting upwards. It's probably not performance related, not with Filip being a forward and sharing relatively little ice time with him. Seth could sing the blues of being on the third pairing but nah. The elevator doors open, and Seth gets out first. He doesn't glare over his shoulder at Filip, who's trying to walk slowly and put off whatever Poile has to tell them.

Poile smiles when he sees them, so Seth's gonna take that as a good sign.

"Ah, gentlemen," Poile says, putting a small freeze up both Filip and Seth's spines.

Seth does not mutter fuck. Poile looks at both of them and asks them to sit down. They sit.

This is not going to be good. Filip sends Seth a nervous look, and Seth shrugs, thinking about what else Poile could be talking to them about. Poile puts them out of their misery. In a sense.

"As you guys know, we at the Predators organization have a policy of doing certain things... early."

"Certain?" Filip says, his eyes a little glassy with panic, and maybe Seth's figuring out what 'certain' means right before--

"Bonding," Poile says, "Settling down before age 25. And the sooner done, the more stable you guys will be. You're crucial to our organization's future."

Both Seth and Filip look at each other, what in the hell, and then look back at Poile like he's the world's most improbable matchmaker. Poile smiles, and Seth ventures, "But we're both alphas. Sir."

Poile smiles, "And? You two seem. To have chemistry."

Filip flushes just as hard as Seth's feeling, and Filip doesn't look at Seth as he says, "You'd approve this? In Tennessee?"

"Leave that to me," Poile says, looking like he should have a little white cat to stroke and an actual eye patch to wear. "In the meantime, boys. Do get to know each other better."

The elevator ride back down is tense. To say the least.

"Does he just... know everything?" Filip mutters.

Seth snorts, "Nah, Webs tells me he just likes leaving the impression he does. But I do know that not doing what Poile says is how you say goodbye to Nashville. So, yeah, sure, get to know each other, why not. Let's start. Seth's not my first name."

"It's NOT?!"