"if Optimus is pregnant, then who's the father?"
*loud silence ensues*
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"if Optimus is pregnant, then who's the father?"
*loud silence ensues*
❤.
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME - Send my character a ❤ and I'll fill in the form of what my character would do with yours.
Affectionate; Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke helm panels | No displays of affection
Sex; Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | Any Kink Megatron Likes | No sex
Dates; Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates
Would my character…
Marry them? Yes | No Have sex on the first date? Yes | No Confess their attraction first? Yes | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No Die for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No Lie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No
im dying bc seeing undertale fanart on my dash made me remember smth that happened yesterday:
my dad was talking about transformers smh and he couldn’t remember optimus prime’s name so i told him, but then i couldn’t fkn remember the other guy and i said “... mettatron...? ... mettaton!!!” before i went “........ wait”
Ha
Hahahaha.
Pinnacle of evolution my ass.
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Oh!! H-Hey there!
I'M STILL FUCKING LAUGHING AT THE TRANSFORMERS THING I'M GOING TO WAKE MY DAD UP HELP
It's Megatron